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Thursday, August 26, 2004

I'm thinking of chaning my attitude...

Nice guys finish last...i'm going to start to be an insensitive jackass....who is a bad boy...

Bad Boy

i aint getting no where being a gentleman, or a nice person...dem bad boys does get all de pokey and everything...so i figure das de way to go...


so from now on allyuh refer to me as bad boy D!!!!






Monday, August 23, 2004

Almost done...

phew the registration process is almost over for my last year of university....geeze that registration is hectic...getting lecturers to sign u up for this course and that course...then getting the dean signature...and then having to go all the way down in the library for them to add it to the computer system....


Writing

well i've done all that today...and tomorrow just have to go and drop in our two forms into admin and get ID validated sometime next week...

larrrrdddd i tired...anyhoo...i done for today...






Friday, August 20, 2004

CONGRATS GEORGIEEEEEE

BRONZE MEDAL IN THE 200M MEDLEYYYY



WELL DONE SIRRRR


U MEK TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO PROUD!!!!!!

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Funerals

hmmm today i went to probably the first funeral since my grandpappy's one...hmmm interesting...its probably because it was because i went for someone i love very much and her family...thought i could've offered some comfort...i like to think my laid back style of life makes other people feel at ease. the way i always make jokes etc...and it showed today...i made them laff a little..release the pressure a bit...

laughter...greatest thing in the world...never forget that eh...if is anything u people that read this blog...probably only kamika...lol...well if is anything u learn from me...let it be that u must never forget how to laugh...greatest stress reliever in the world...laff for no reason atall....the more hysterical u laff the better....

LOL

hmmm i don't think i do my self justice...people who don't know me may think i'm a very serious person...but...hmmm i'm really not...infact i'm quite an ass....







Saturday, August 14, 2004

hang in there dev

devin lost his granny last night....


stay tough boy.....doh study no one....fugg dem!!!!....the loss of a grandparent is always hard.....


I'm Sorry For Your Loss






Friday, August 13, 2004

CONGRATS PACH!!!!

meh boy pachino has been working like a donkey day in and day out...who knows how much money he has put in....

but he's finally done it!!!....

http://www.cricwi.com/

pach all i can say is...its perfect man...perfect!!!!....you have far exceeded my expectations with this...BRILLIANT!!!!!!!

Congratulations

pach is a real ambitious fella...i really want to see this thing take off...he deserves that much


i really want to help him make his project a success...so in time when i think of ways i can help i will....

i hope things happen and his intended partner sites help him as well....

again...fantastic pach...fantastic!!!!!!!!!!




Wednesday, August 11, 2004

crazy man

yep thats me...i really am a mad man...last night confirmed it....

dat fat pokey from up de hill come down ehre provoking me...i dunno wha i have to do again for she to leave me alonneeee......fat rasshole...come down here rubbing my skunthole head i tell she doh touch meh she gone back.... Perturbed ...yuh know cause of she i doh even look for granny no more...stueps...



anyway...das not the only reason i say i crazy...i seriously mad...

now look dis ass harrassing me...stueps...lemme go eh....


Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Why de rass i cyah sleep?

stueps...look at de time...3:13 am...wha de ass i doing up??...just now i lie down in bed a good 2 hours just gazing into the darkness...thinking bout all kinda shite....

i wonder if i had counted sheep...if that would've worked... Counting Sheep

anyway...while i'm at it....go to meh boy devin's blog....

http://filthywanker.blogspot.com

this boy know a good woman when he see it....


anyway...lemme see if i can get something to do that will put me to sleep






Sunday, August 08, 2004

The less sleep i have

the more alert i am the next day... Hmm 2

i'm such an odd person...stayed up till 5ish this morning watching the last day of the sri lanka-south africa test match...

holy shite...that was some boring cricket...i dunno why dem saffies didn't try to force a win...nothing ventured nothing gained i say...i prefer to go down in a blaze of glory...then again i may be saying dat speaking from a west indian perspective knowing fully well that WI cannot bat a full day and change to draw a test match.....

i'm a bit disappointed that meh boy murali aint leggo some nastiness on dem...if i were he i woulda still bowl de blasted doosra....to tell wit dem...

dat man got a rubber wrist...ppl focusing on his elbow...but the man's wrist is made of rubber....


anywho...maybe i will sleep like a bay tonite....excellent..nothing like good old sleep...






Saturday, August 07, 2004

little squirrel friend

look at that eating a grape we put in the tree....its been a while since i've seen any squirrels in the yard....maybe the lack of fruits these days have something to do with that...

i'll put some more aminals over the next few days...hmmm...may see some more creatures in the yard maybe a Devon beast will appear.... Crazy


precious Posted by Hello






Friday, August 06, 2004

What's the first thing....

you do when u wake up in the morning??

some ppl stretch....

some ppl yawn...

some ppl fart... Dutch Oven


but no...i pick my nose... Pick Your Nose 4

i don't why i do it...its a sickness i guess...i can't help it...its a hobby of mine i suppose

am i alone or do other ppl do this???



my hobby Posted by Hello






Thursday, August 05, 2004

West Indies Jubilee

Two weeks ago there was the West Indian jubilee which celebrated west indies cricket and named the top 5 cricketers ever to wear the maroon cap...and well they only now showed it on local tv here...and they showed footage of the great ambrose and walsh...these two men coulda bowl....i felt like crying...not because of the memories..but because i remembered the bowling attack we now have....sigh...this hapless attack we are now subjected to, its enough to make a man kill himself.



Damn watching the deliveries Amborse and Walsh sent down geeezzee...shivers down my spine i tell u, truely two of the greatest ever fast bowlers.....




great warriors Posted by Hello

live long gentlemen...live long!!!

Wednesday, August 04, 2004

Blasted T&TEC

last night i lie down watching meh 'international cricket' when during the lunch break electricity went!!!!...arrggghhh

its a nice break watching Sri Lanka and South Africa play, a break from watching the dismal west indies suffer game after game....pollock bowled well, sent down an excellent outswinger to dismiss attapattu..cricket like this is what i need, where i don't care who wins...of course i want to see my twin do well...he rarely fails in sri lanka...i hope he gets rid of kallis early...i cyah tek no more of he space teeth!!!...too damn annoying, saw enough of it when we were there earlier this year!!!!

anyway murali boy...deal wid dem for meh!!!!...enough of dem!!!!






murali Posted by Hello

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

no love for black coolies!!!!

yep u hear me right!!!!...us black coolies get no love....me and my fellow black coolie...muttiah muralitharan...we get no love and respect...they call him pelterali!!!!!!!

Shut Up

doh study dem my twin...dem is clowns.....


murali...




me, de black coolie Posted by Hello


MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA....we will soon take over the world!!!!!!!.... Sinister .... Voodoo




Monday, August 02, 2004

is being ugly a sin?

sigh i fear it is...what did i do to deserve this??...


anyway



wacka wacka


Chillen